Monday, February 18, 2008

Putting words in their mouths...

Micah: It's all gone Elijah. My entire research paper gone!....
Elijah: It's OK Micah. I can figure this out, just give me a minute.
Micah: All of that work for nothing!

1 comment:

Jim and Jaena said...

Hilarious! I hope that conversation was not one they actually heard...that would be very sad.

Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.