Tuesday, February 12, 2008


1) The past tense of the verb eat is "oat." Example: "Mommy, I oat all my cereal."

2) The toy you see pictured above is actually called a "punk ball" in Micah's world. He will not be convinced otherwise. Example: "Mommy, where is my Spiderman Punk Ball?"

3) And our favorite, when your temperature is above normal, you have a "beaver." Example: "I couldn't go to church today cause I had a beaver."


Sheila said...

Those words made me giggle. It's so cute to hear the words that kids use.

KellyLawson22 said...

HILARIOUS. I love it!!!

Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.