Saturday, October 03, 2009


Kroger = Krogert
Black olives= Black Ol-O's

His brothers correct him, but he says he likes his way better.
I love that about him, but only when this stubborn confidence isn't enacted against me. Selfish but true.

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Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.