Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Micahism of the day

"Mommy, remember when I had ballerina?"
"You had what?"
"I had ballerina and I threw up all over Daddy?"
"I remember when you were sick... oh do you mean diarrhea?"
"Yeah... what's that word again?"
"Oh... (smile) I thought it was ballerina."

"Mommy, what's ballerina?"

Ahhh, sadly, the result of a house full of men.


Jeanine said...

"Nutcraker" season is approaching - you must go, as a family! :) Do it in the name of the arts!

Eric said...

I must protest the previous comment by Mrs. Simmons. While I respect her and the arts greatly, anything called the "NUTCRACKER" is going to have to be missed. sorry...

Angela said...

Hilarious!! Mackenzie will be a ballerina in the nutcracker this December. Maybe her friend, Micah, should come. ;)

Kim and Joel said...

I LOVE that Toby Mac song! How awesome to hear your kids singing it!

Kim and Joel said...

I can see the confusion with ballerina and diarrhea...How great is that!

Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.