Wednesday, March 19, 2008


Riding in the van today after dropping Eric off at work:

Elijah: Mommy, what if Daddy was so strong that he could take Jupiter and bonk Saturn over and put Jupiter where Saturn is and put Saturn where Jupiter is?
Me: Cool... maybe he could join the circus.
Elijah: What? Why?

Silly me. Rearranging planets is much more feasible than joining the circus.

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Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.