Sunday, January 04, 2009

Quote of the Day Courtesy Isaiah

On the phone with Papa this evening:

"I learned about God today."


"Yeah... His name is Jesuuuuuus... and he has a yellow shiiiiirt... and he has hair kind of like mine."

1 comment:

jeremiah said...

love it.

Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.