Thursday, June 21, 2007

Jess's competition


For those of you who haven't seen Josh and Jess's blog, you have to go there first for this one to make sense, but Jess, Eric says he's got you beat. :)

2 comments:

Jess said...

You better get that beach bod ready for July! I know I'll have you beat by then. Maybe not Josh though. I'm sorry to see that becoming "Mr. Mom" has killed your physique. Later!

Tom 1st said...

Sick man...that's just sick.

Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.