Showing posts with label REM. Show all posts
Showing posts with label REM. Show all posts

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Uncle Ron is Famous!


The boys were all watching Sesame Street this morning, and I heard Elijah yell, "Mommy come quick. Come see. Uncle Ron is singing on TV with a band." So the above picture is REM, who was singing a parody of "Shiny Happy People." Whoever talks to Uncle Ron first, let him know that Elijah thinks he's the lead singer for REM.

Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.