Simile Metaphor Collection
Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.
2 comments:
OK, this picture of Micah needs some explaining. I didn't figure him to be the brawling type!
Papa
He was brawling with the ground when he hit a hill with his bike. He rode down the driveway then there is a dip in the grass that acts like a ramp. He isn't very good at keeping his feet on the pedals so...hello grass!
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