Saturday, April 07, 2007


We're at Nana and Papa's on our way back to Kentucky from Missouri, and the boys were enjoying themselves decorating cupcakes and eggs for Easter. Notice anything HILARIOUS about the above picture? Yup, that's our son and his saggy pants. He refuses to wear them up where his waist is supposed to be. Anyway, when Elijah saw the picture tonight on the computer, he cracked up laughing, and before any of us said anything, he said, "I'm Master Cracker!" Where he came up with that, we'll never know, but we haven't seen him laugh that hard in a long time.

1 comment:

a95hoopster said...

That must be way he ran around our house screaming I'm the master butt cracker!!! Now i get it!!!

Simile Metaphor Collection

Elijah after running: My heart is beating like a coconut rolling down a hill.
Elijah on urination: Pee is like horses galloping out of the gate. Once they get started you just can't stop them.
Elijah: If school were a human I'd give it a wedgie.
Elijah: I am like a hot rod and I just want to be a plain old Ford
Elijah on the fruits of the spirit: I've got them all covered except self-control. Its like a tiny green tomato and the rest are all big ripe ones. Especially love. Its like the biggest tomato we saw in the garden tonight.