You asked for oatmeal this morning
I mashed bananas and mixed them in, since
they were going bad and variety is good
right?
Your first bite.
Gag. choke. big tears well up in your eyes.
You spit the mouthful back into the bowl
and look at me in despair and anger.
How dare I taint your favorite breakfast dish?
I'll put some chocolate chips on it. Bananas are
good with chocolate right?
You nod. Oh how you trust your
Mommy.
2nd attempt.
Gag. Choke. Alligator tears spill down over your cheeks.
You chew a few more times, moaning, apparently trying to
convince yourself that chocolate chips make
everything better
but they don't.
thin brown drips of pureed banana oatmeal chocolate chip
mush begin streaming from the corners of your mouth
swallow. I order. just swallow that bite and you
don't have to eat anymore.
um! um! You shake your head.
nauseated chipmunk cheeks puffed out.
Daggers in your eyes.
JUST swallow and take a drink
um!um! moreheadshaking
don't spit that out.
ummmmm, moaning, desperation
you hold your mouth open like a baby bird
keeping the watery goo in, but taking some breaths
of air through your mouth.
gulp.
done.
drink.
finally.
You've earned a bowl of Lucky Charms instead.
Lesson learned: mashed bananas in oatmeal sounds better
than it tastes.